Russian Dating Network: A funny story about Russian dating in the very Russian way

Russian dating - a funny story

There is a Russian anecdote about the difference between dating a Russian woman and a French one.

So, what is the difference between Russian and French women? What does Russian dating mean? Suppose, you are going to date a Frenchwoman and you have already fixed a time for the meeting - six p.m. What does a French woman do? She appears not at three, not at four, but sharp at six o'clock. She has a perfect make up and her perfume smells the best! Then you go to the cinema, buy tickets for back rows of the cinema where you are kissing during the whole movie. Then you go eating to a fancy restaurant and you invite her home (She takes the invitation with pleasure). If there is a bottle of wine on the table - she says it is her favorite sort; if there is bright light in the room - she asks you to dim the lights, because it offends her eyes. Then you have a wonderful night and in the morning she wakes up earlier than you to make you breakfast with a cup of coffee. You leave the house together and she tells you how you will find her later.

Now, suppose you are going to date a woman from Russia. You have already fixed a time for the meeting - six p.m. What does a Russian woman do? She does not appear at six or at ten past six, neither at six and a half. Explaining that she had to stay with her sick mother she comes running at seven at last, her make up half finished, her appearances leaves much to be desired. Then you go to the nearest cinema, buy tickets so that your sits are in the different corners of the cinema hall for nobody to think she and you know each other. Then you go eating to a fast food stand and you invite her home. If there is a bottle of wine on the table - she says that she is a teetotal one; if there is bright light in the room and you try to dim the lights she says that she is not the one you think her to be. At 11 p.m. she must live. At 11:30 p.m. she is still leaving. And at 12 p.m. she is still leaving saying that her sick mother is waiting for her. At 12:30 you are having sex with her somewhere at the door-handle at last. Then you go to bed and she wakes up two times at night: to ask you whether you love her or not and to ask you what are you thinking of her after all that. In the morning you understand that you are late for work, but she is still sleeping! When you wake her up and drops hints that it is time to leave, she answers that she liked your house very much and is not going to leave it at all...